The 50,000 mcg Androstenone Challenge

Jasmin has already given me the nickname “MAD” Tate. What’s it gonna be, boyz? Put on 50,000mcg of Androstenone and a kilt. Then go moon off-duty motorcycle cops. A good health care plan, including dental and long-term disability, is recommended as a prerequisite.

Anyhow, Madison Tate’s the name. Phero-monin’s my game. Just playing around, really. Nothing too serious. Everybody has to have a hobby, eh?

Here’s what Im packin.

Welcome to the forum!

Test question: What happens if you put on 1 spray each of all that stuff in your post?

Simple. Wild animals from near and far would come out of nowhere, each bellowing its own mating call and lookin for loooooove. Meanwhile, my neuroreceptors would overload causing me to fall into a deep sleep. Even the great Tacitus could not survive the frenzied sex-a-thon that would result.

If I thought I wouldn’t just OD, Id give it a try.

Thats crazy you have the power of a small army in your hands! I’m a cynic so I like to keep it simple. Instant Shine all the way! But I would love to have all
of those I think I could take over the state of rhode island at least with that much smell power. But one thing I learned is that you can’t fool everyone all of the time you need to embrace the characteristics the pheromones imply or else you will get trumped.

This is really funny…
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An overload of pheromonal proportions :slight_smile:

Watch out, boys.. Maddy Mad might be my new favorite forum darling, soon… :smiley::smiley::smiley:

… Oh, but I don’t play favorites …

There’s actually this 50 mcg bottle of Androstenone someone ordered months ago but didn’t pay for.

Anyhow, that 50 mcg bottle still exists in the lab today, cased in a few layers of plastic bags, with a handwritten post it note over the top of it, with a skull and crossbones that oddly looks like this guy: :angry:, captioned “Road rage level 5”.

Since all experimones are made custom for people, and we’ve never again had another request for 50 mcg/spray Androstenone, this thing still sits here, antagonizing everyone :smiley:

Even the great Jasmin likes the bad boys. None of them more badder than Mad Madison “Maddy” Tate.

I sent you a email. I’ll take it! Crazy like that