These squirrels are scaring the crap otta me!!

I can’t leave the house. I am afraid they are going to bit me or attack me.

Whenever I put pheros on they come out of everywhere start making noises and whipping their tailes around and staring at me. One time the female was extremely upset and was upset with everyone that came to my door!

Has anyone ever been attacked by an animal?

They’re probably “protecting the babies” this time of year.

Yep probably have babies near by. Long as you dont go near the babes they will leave you alone.

Tisha

Sometimes people make a few posts on the forum and then drop off forever.

For some time now, I’ve been suspecting the squirrels.

:open_mouth:

Here’s a whole slew of ideas on what to do with obnoxious squirrels :smiley:

Squirrel Recipes

Check out where the nest is up in the tree - probably close to the door.

They are aggressive and vengeful little buggers. And destructive when they want to be. Be careful.

If all else fails break out the .22 rifle and follow Renny’s lead …

And don’t let the fuzzy rats go to waste.:rolleyes:

Well, I could always do with a new hat…:wink:

Ironic that the British Squirrels have red coats.

Even more ironic is the fact that they only live in 3 or 4 strongholds now, having been virtually wiped out by the invading American Grey Squirrel, most of which now have a reddish coat!! History reversing, perhaps?:confused:

Well, I gave you recipes ya want me to cook ‘em too? Scratch that, my folks are going to England for a vacation later this month. Ma will have ya’ll eating Squirrel an’ Dumplins in two shakes of a squirrel’s tail.

On a serious note, invasive species are bad no matter who’s species are doing the invading. Good luck “clobbering those damned yanks”. Never thought I’d say that. :smiley:

Reds, greys and now blacks. Nature has entered a new player in the game.

A local mutation has given rise to a new squirrel that has the greys cowering. The mutant is larger, carries a thicker black coat, is more aggressive than the grey and has higher testosterone.

This presumably means higher pheromone levels. They’re stealing the women - the lady greys love them and their population is expanding rapidly.

Mutant black squirrels. When’s the movie out? :roll_eyes:

Musk