UF Test Pack - My Experiences

Well tonight I will test it at three sprays at the Jiggly Wiggly. I’ll take one for the team and see what happens.

Given the circumstances, I wouldn’t normally do this but I wouldn’t suggest three sprays. If folks are as sensitive to colognes down there as you say, three would be way too much, it is for me. In my report on 392, I mentioned that three sprays were OD big time and definitely caused nasal irritations with my sister and my friend. Granted we were in a car instead of a club but still. Be careful good sir.

Thanks for your concern but the jiggly wiggly is the strip club and the natural rank of copulins is pretty overpowering. I can smell them from outside, only because I’m a trained pro at this stuff. Most of the girls wear pheromones too (I know :wink:) and/or heavy on the perfume. It wouldn’t be too out of place in a place like that. I think it might just work out well.

Out of all three which would you say is your favorite?

smacks self yea, should have figured that out from the name alone. Good point.

hmm…392. To me, it seems to be the most well rounded, socially safe and the one I have gotten the most consistent hits with. I still have to do more testing with 393 and 394. These seem to be the forgotten ones.

I used some MX392 one spray at BuckyStars last night and I admit the smell wasn’t as overpowering as before. However there was nary a soul at the place. I mean it was dead. The one barista B who is a student did say she missed me and was glad I still was around. She didn’t have much of a chance to get to close to where I was sitting.

So while yesterday was a bust Monday was rather interesting. On Monday I wore a spray of MX392 and the blond girl who always mentions her husband happened to get a break. She just happened to sit at the table right next to mine only separated by maybe a few inches. She pulled out a journal and we got to talking a little about her writing. Now she only had about ten minutes of break time but it flew by. It was like she was on the edge of here seat at whatever I said. Well I looked at the mac for a second and when I looked back over blondie had her hair down and it was very long and she looked really good.

As she is talking to me I notice she unbuttons a blouse button and starts to fan herself. I said you look hot and sly smile. She didn’t actually get it, but she was like yeah. Then as if her heatedness reminded her she started mentioning that the journal we had been talking about was actually her church book and she had written in it so she thought to keep it going. It was more like she was reminding herself she was a religious girl with a husband. Remember she mentions her husband every time I see her, but didn’t say a thing about it this time at all.

MX392 huh :slight_smile:

I liked this report. It seems she was taken away on a little journey in her mind while she talked to you.

MX392 is my favorite of the old batch. Haven’t touched the new batch.

From what I’ve read Steve, I think you are ODing BIG TIME with MX391. I know what you exactly mean by “hits from far, OD when close”. When I had about 3 sprays of AMMO World Edition on with some P83 on, I experienced the exact same phenomena.

I used MX393 at the library with a very outgoing girl, she seemed to loosen up and laugh a bit at first, but no quality hits at all. If you catch my drift.

May be the UF pack works wonders in club and bars only?

Wait…
WHAT HAPPENED AT JIGGLYWIGGLY’S!!??

I think he’s being held captive there. We should send a team to investigate.

I did MX391 last night (7 April - 1 spray of MX391 to the top of the hands, and quickly smeared to the sides of the neck). Went to one of my favorite gas stations to make a purchase. A cashier, late 30s/early 40s, of the Caucasian type, cute as a button, beautiful blue eyes, with this strange hair cut that I find is so very freaking HOT! I’d do her, just because of hair cut … NO, I’m not sex crazed, but she’s so nice and sweet, I would just have to. Thing is, she has NO bootay! :o Flatter than 3-day old opened beer! :frowning:

Anywho, I haven’t seen her in a good while. I walk in, her face lights up, so I match her brightness, and give her my male version of Mona Lisa. :wink:

“Where have you been? You’ve been ducking me, or something?”

“No! Where have you been? What have you been doing? Where have you been doing it? And who have you been doing it with?” (That’s my NEW line of questioning. For some reason, and I do understand that it’s so very open for anyone to take it where they’re mind is, it gets a lot of, to me, sexual answers. :wink: Onwards!)

"I haven’t been doing it. I want to do it, but I’m not doing it."

Since she’s not on my menu, I left that alone.

“So, what have you been up to?” Yudda! Yudda! Yudda!

I make me purchase. She comes around the counter, and says, “Well, let me give you a hug.”

“Rooooooooooooar, momma! Bring on your bestest hug!”

She walks into my huggers, I put some country boy in my hug, run my hands up and down her back. We’re talking one of those 15-30 second hugs, if not more.

"Mmmmmmmmm! You smell good!

“Woof! You feel good!”

“Thank you.”

“It’s been a pleasure, and do take care until we cross paths, again.”

And out the door I go. :stuck_out_tongue:

Today, 8 April, I had to drive out of town to get me some SuperPump 250.

1 drop of A314 to the forearms, and 1 spray of MX391 to the top of the hands, and quickly smeared to the sides of the neck.

The male owner and his** UN**ATTRACTIVE sister, would not let me leave!!! Talk! Talk! Talk! Each time (3 times) I turned to leave, they had more to say.

That concludes my sharing for this fine p.m.

Make sure you have a MARVELOUS day! You deserve it. :wink:

First off

Great report as always.

Someone g et this man some ribs, iced tea, and a water no ice puhhleeze.

Second,

Have you tried superpump max, that stuff is awesome.

Thanks!

Yum!

Nope! Don’t tell me there’s a MAX! :open_mouth: By Gaspari!? I gave SuperPump a try, and loved it. For the last 4 months, I’ve been trying what others SAID was good … Expand, NoExplode, but finally went back to my PUMP, today.

Sorry to derail Steve, last post.

SuperPump Max by gaspari is one of the best I’ve taken, just 1 scoop and my workouts have been intense.

Last night the scene was set for an outside venue midtown Memphis. Finally Spring has arrived here and the night temps have been mid 70’s. The days are at 85 :slight_smile:. And that’s why I moved to the South, other than the babes.

I wore one spray of MX392 and let it dry down a while before I got there. Its about a 45 minute drive so I had plenty of time. I thought for sure the Cooper Young district would be rocking, but to my astonishment it was pretty much dead.

So I sat with my friends and watch a steady stream of people who just didn’t care about their public appearances a pear in public. OK so you’re fat, well so am I, but that doesn’t mean I go out looking like a slob. I mean seriously: you wore sweat pants and a old t-shirt! I swear these people look like they just got off the hobo train. Yeah it was bad, but the place is pretty nice.

One mommy (not bad for having two teen daughters) arrived for dinner and her one daughter in a very tight, body hugging short little dress gave me the eye. She locked onto mine and I would say she was just 18. I could have had a fun time corrupting daughter if given that opportunity. Funny thing is they left after I saw the mother look over at the table of slovenly people. I mean its not high-end, but its still a decent place to eat and have a band. Later there is always live music. Seriously though it was a spectacle.

So nothing really happened until the end of the night. The door mans girl showed up and she was a little bit thick, but still very sexy. I was saying in another thread that anybody who is comfortable in their skin will radiate that confidence and come across as sexy. This girl had that going on. She gave me the eye too and actually took up a seat with her back to the wall facing me. She would talk to her BF and then just stare at me. At one point her “fiance” introduced her as such to some guys that showed up and he had to “snap” her out of the trance. HAHA, it was funny :slight_smile:.

I couldn’t do anything so I called it an early night and headed home.

Today is the Overton Square Crawfish festival in mid-town by Bayou Grill. The Rajun Cajun Crawdad Festival(the BIG one) is two weeks and this is kind of a lead up. Some good bands playing and it should be fun. I’m wearing a spray of MX392 again and we shall see what happens. I’m meeting “Saturday Slap” girl there. I promise I won’t be behaving :wink:. Maybe I will get slapped again

Going around hijacking threads will not be tolerated. Hmm, this actually puts you in very interesting company. Who is the other one that does this? LOL

It’s all good :slight_smile:

That’s the way I feel wearing three sprays of 297. I have to let it die down for like an hour so I’m not the “too much cologne guy.” The smell is great, but let’s face it: too much is too much. They should make that shit at like 1.5 strength so we’d only have to do two sprays. Anyway, about two weeks ago I went out with two sprays of 391 and nobody said shit about the smell. Well there was this one girl who told me I smelled “fucking awesome” and that on a scale of 1-10 this smell was a 9. She also used the word, “do-able.” coincidence…I think not!

I’m only very slowy working through the UF pack because of this sore foot but I mst repot the most blatent hit yet with one of them - A lady at the next table looked round at me a couple of times, then turned to me, offered her cocktail up to my face, smiled sweetly & said “one suck on my straw and you’ve pulled!”

You would only have to look once at her to understand just how wrong this proposition was - So I declined politely! :open_mouth: :o

Are you gonna share which it was, and how many sprays, or are we gonna have to buy some vowels and guess? :cool: :smiley:

Soak your footsies, and give it up, Chuck! :roll_eyes:

P.S. GET WELL SOON. :stuck_out_tongue:

I was going to save that for the write-up M&M but if you want it now, it was MX392 - 3 sprays. Nothing else.