ok I admit this might be a funny question.
My order has been shipped on Friday; thus it may arrive this week or the following one. The problem is that I’m going to be in University when they knock on the door at home. This will lead to my mother answering and paying them for taxes. In addition, she already asked me yesterday when she was checking some statments what “paypal” is. She was kind of freaked out about the price $150 (good thing I already had ~$39 in my paypal fund). I told her I will explain to her later.
The thing is, she wasn’t at home when I received my first order so she knows nothing about what I currently have. In addition, this time I bought full bottles so I can’t hide them like I’m doing so with to-go ones right now.
My question is, what should I tell her? I know it sounds like a stupid question but I know that she will have a hard time believing what they are. I ordered IO, Ishine, Ammo and Instant female Magic; all full bottles except for Instant Female Magic which is a togo. It is easy to explain to her about I-openess and I-Shine, even though she will find it a waste of money but she will get over it. I’m planning on hiding IFM so she won’t know anything about it (hopefully) but what about Ammo? I can’t tell her its purpose!! It’s against our religion to attract women; as it will most likely lead to physical contact such as holding hands, kissing, etc. All of these should happen to the person I’m married to. I thought about lying about its effect but the image of the woman on the label makes it harder to do so.
Maybe few will say that I’m 20 so I’m allowed to do whatever I want; well this not how we roll in the family
Maybe The Ninja could help me out? You are 16 and I believe you need your parents’ help to buy online (CC,paypal…) I might be wrong though.
Do you guys hide your pheros from your family? What do you tell them when they ask you about them?
Ok dont panic Do you think she will open your package? I mean she really shouldn’t do that it is yours.
Is it against your religion to not tell her the whole truth. I am not big on lieing really but if she is gonna be really pissed just tell her they are aftershaves or colognes. If she says anything about the names on them just say “Hey I dont name the colognes” Ammo should be fine because I can see a cologne named that but Instant Female Magic is the one she will flip over. Maybe you should open it quickly and spray it at her LOL Just kidding
She probably wont even realize that they are pheromones and what they are supposed to do. Just keep your cool and dont make a big deal or look nervous about it. If she asks what they are supposed to do just say “smell good” If she asks why they are named what they are say because they “always name colognes sexy names” Name some popular womens perfumes as a example. Like Beautiful or Loving they dont do what they say its just a name.
Now if she does somehow catch on that they have a purpose you can say they are supposed to help you concentrate better in school. Instant Openness can make you ask more questions and participate. Umm lets see… IFM makes female professers less bitchy… Ammo help you make friends and be more social … Shine gives you a boost of energy and lift your mood so your ready to learn. Hey thats closer to the truth then the cologne names story LOL.
Here in the states I believe a 16 year old can open a pay-pal account if they have a checking account of there own and some sort of back up but I am not sure/
Erm… the complete name for the product is “Ammunition in the Battle of the Sexes”, complete with a silhouette of a sexy lady in a crosshair on the label.
Oh yeah, she’s gonna believe that, no problem. <nodnod>
True the label will mess that up LOL. I only have seen the to-go bottles. Lets think of a new one for that. Hmmmmm, ok try this… Its to keep those oversexed girls gone wild you see on TV away so you can concentrate on your studies. Then say all the guys are useing it mom.
LOL, stop freaking out, even if your mother knew it was sexual pheromones, she probably wouldn’t give a crap, and if she does say “it is legal” and “what kind of a sick mom wouldn’t want her kid to have an advantage over the masses”. Anyways, if your mom is like mine, she probably doesn’t know jack shit about anything scientific. Lol, even after my mom had learnt about my pheromones, she stile is so loaded on caffeine, deficient in every vitamin imaginable and all essential fats that she wouldn’t even understand!
If your mom is like most, she basically will only understand basic things such as “it is perfume” or “mine don’t touch”.
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Ha! I’ve got such a cool, open relationship with my mom. We were talking the other day about my marriage woes, and she told me I need to get out and get a life so I’m not all hung up over things. I told her about my strip club experiments, and all she could say was. “So… um… did you pick one up?” She was the type of parent that said “If you must drink, drink here so I can keep you out of trouble.” I love my mom.
The order has already arrived!! I got them 2 hours ago.
Here’s what happened:
I didn’t go to school today so I was sleeping in my room, which is located next to the front door. At noon, the door rang a couple of times as if the person is in a hurry. I thought it was one of my mother’s friends. Then she opens the door and guy asks for my name. I opened my eyes “DHL!!”. My mother did the whole job, such as paying via credit card, signing, etc. While she was doing so I came here to check if you had any suggestions lol. However, I didn’t have time to read them all beause I got out of my room as soon as she closed the door. She was looking at it and she gave it to me without asking any questions. I bet she was saying “it’s the thingy that cost $150”. By the time she asked me what it was, which was an hour later, I already had them on my desk and read the labels. Actually the labels had everything on them. On Ammo it says “Eau de toilette” so I simply told her that this bottle is a cologne. For Instant Openness I told her its real purpose, afterall it says so on the label so it would be risky to lie…and I dont see any reason to lie about its effects. Same thing goes for Instant Shine. I hid Instant Female magic so she has no idea I have it. Thus, for now, she thinks that the only pheros I have are the 3 full bottles. All of my togos are hidden among the cologne samples.
She actually took it much simpler than I thought she would. She kind of had the smile on her face of “your cute, you believe in those BS stuff.” She told me that people will like me for who I am, not for what I wear. I guess she thought the idea that most phero-newbies have; that people would go “chiki bow wow”, in a non-sexual way, on me.
Thus, one person down…another to go; my older brother. This guy is the most curious, hard to please person I have known in my life. He will read the labels from A to Z…I shit you not. Then he will go “tssss…” with a semi smile, while shaking his head. In other words, he will find them a waste of money, and he will say stuff that I won’t mention in here because it could make this post 3 page long. The thing that bothers me is the way he critics things. It makes me hate what I like…anyways I’m really getting pissed just by writing about it…and I don’t want this post turn into a diary
I wanted to write about that in my original post but decided not to , to make the post smaller. No she wouldn’t open it even if I wasn’t home. She probably would have read the outside package to see if it mentions anything about the content. However, she wouldn’t open it for the reason you have mentioned…because it’s mine. In addition, she is REALLY religious and again, you could say it’s a “sin” to go through other people stuff without their permission.
Well, we can’t change the guide lines of a religion for it comes from God…wrongs can never be rights, but I think in future you should use your friend’s address with your name as the receipient. Like Ninja said, you can tell your friend that you just ordered some colognes and you don’t want your mother to scold you for spending money on some “useless” stuff!
lol, I just noticed that you directed a question at me. Even though it’s too late now, no, I haven’t received any help from my parents. Just about everything I own now, I paid for myself. I don’t use a credit card when ordering from anywhere, I only use e-checks, or, direct bank transfers. Then I try to intercept the packages before my parents get it.
As for hiding them, I keep them. . . wait, I’m not telling you .
lol that’s fine, I actually found a place. I put them into one of the drawers of my plastic drawers-set (you know…the white ones you buy at Wal-Mart). Pretty cool place beause it’s a semi-dark place, so there isn’t much light that comes there and it’s just beneath my mini drawer where I place my togo’s so everything is accessible
Pheraoh , nope; It’s is Islamic. Any contact with the other sex is prohibited unless that person is the one you are married to.
By contact, I mean physical ones, including holding hands, hand shaking is included as well, cuddling, hugging, kissing (anywhere), and obviously sex as well.
However, living in Canada makes it very hard not to do the above.
You are 16 and I believe you need your parents’ help to buy online (CC,paypal…) I might be wrong though.
Do you think she will open your package? I mean she really shouldn’t do that it is yours.
