The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing ‘Father’s Details,’ or putting it another way - Who’s yo’ Daddy?
These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #11, it takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up.
Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.
I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks…
I don’t know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he’s had it replaced.
I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son’s conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.
I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia’s dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.
I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me.
Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time… well, I don’t have clue.
From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
So much about that night is a blur… The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave , mine might have remained unfertilized.
I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can’t be sure which one made you fart.
I know this sounds really sick, but I was rolling on the floor laughing (especially the last one) looking now at a can of beans wolfy, are you sure these werent made up or sensationalized?
I have heard actual stories that were similar to these, but then we had a girl in my highschool who was able to narrow the father down to 5 or 6 because of the baby’s color.
the stories in college were actually tamer, but the parties were wilder. 6-8 weeks into the fall semester there were always a couple of Oops-a-babys in the freshman dorms.
It makes me wonder, what will happen to these kids when they grow up. what will their mothers tell them? obviously the state of michigan is going to have its fair share of children with no full identity brought up by uneducated women of no common sense. Oddly enough, I dont blame these women, I blame the culture which created them.
I think we are seeing the second wave of results from the 60’s…
or back lash from the kids in the 70’s
But then I dated a lady who was 32, had a 16 year old daughter, and a mother who was less than 50.
On another forum we figured it was a combination of lack of attention the kids were getting at home and lack of proper sexual education.
Most kids are Taught in school, “don’t have Sex” and the results of sex, but are unprepared to be properly armed when they do have sex, thus they are getting most of their education from Pornography, from the internet, and other peers.
Girls are getting pregnant to feel loved, They just do not realize the toll it puts on the rest of your life.
So the kids are having kids, and they were raised by their grand parents, and their parents were hardly around, so now the parents are becoming grand parents and they do not have skills to deal with the kids constantly. or something like that.
I’ve got enough trouble explaining to my service department why the sidewalls of my tires of wear on them. I can’t imagine what they’d say when I told them they need to fix a stiletto puncture. I’d feel bad for the guy that had to do the work… I wouldn’t wanna touch that car…
