Why are you an Ass man?

Born on a mountain top in It-a-ly…
The sexiest baby you’ll ever see…
A face like a star, Dick hard like a tree…
Yes, Got my first piece of ass, when I was only three.
Ok, maybe you would rather, this part tell more of me?
Like today I bought some veggies, and chopped up broccoli?
We’ll say we’re doing netflix, or dinner then some wine,
And if your really sweet then I might take you from behind…
Who knows, we may be soulmates, and my song does lack my class…
Its just you wont be caring once I stick it up your ass…

I did post a way to increase both female and male libido here:
https://pheromonetalk.com/t/vitamin-d-and-sex-drive/65676