it occured to me that some of the funniest reaction i have gotten have been using high doses of IH.
i have gotten truthful answers about homework (for the first time since um 3rd grade )
i have been told i looked tired (yeah its funny NOW…)
i have had conversations with people that lasted NO LIE an hour or better when all i asked for was a list of storage rental prices or what the winning lotto ticket numbers were…
i have walked into a convenience store and complimented a young man holding the door and speaking with manners, only to have the clerk while running my card tell me what her idea of the perfect man is…forever…and ever…
my friend tommy fever posted “too much honesty???” in the mens section, and stuff like that happens to him all the time.
There are a few, actually, but I just woke up so I’ll just make due with the one that sticks out most in my mind.
I posted here about it when it happened. It was the first time I even USED Instant Honesty, and I was out with my Punk and former Target. I was sitting between them, and my Punk leaned over to look at my Target and says “Hey, how do you think she would look in shiny golden armor?”
Target thought for a moment before responding “Hmm, pretty good.”
Punk then replied “Like Princess Leia? Hey, I didn’t say how many pieces of armor.”
It was incredibly confusing at the time, because I was directly in the middle of them and they were talking like I wasn’t even there! It’s hilarious to look back on it now though.
I haven’t been wearing a lot of IH lately. Thanks Lor, you’ve reminded me how much I love the stuff!
i can’t say funny, but the best hit was someone finally telling me all their bedroom business. It was a secret they’d been keeping for a while, and i already knew who the secret lover was, so i wasn’t surprised - just surprised that i got the goods.
my friend is out of town doing a certification class.
he loads up on instant honesty.
he’s the only one without a desk, so he is in the back of the room answering questions.
naturally he leaves the longer math questions to the end, and goes back to them. the cert instructor comes up to him and tell him he can share a desk.
my friends says no, thats ok…(he’s almost done anyway)
apparently long enough for teacher to walk into the cloud…
psssssht…answer is “C”
friend looks up, “what?”
the answer…its C just put C.
hahha, so my friend walks out that day with not one , but 2 answers.
partly because they all wanted to get out early, partly because it was easy to spill the beans?
When I wear Instant Honesty it effects me more than those around me. I’m very honest in my opinions to begin with but with IH it’s just plain brutal. I havent used it in months because of this. I’ve got a new supervisor though and I’m thinking about using it again. He honestly needs someone to tell him to “blow it out his a**” I think that someone is me.
HotMama, it’s good to know that I’m not the only one. I’m sure there’'re others. Oh my, me, Instant Honesty and a Martini spells trouble with a capital T. I pride myself on speaking my mind. Of course my friends and close associates would have it no other way. I’m definitely going to wear some tomorrow just to shake things up.
Instant Honesty affects me in random bursts, it seems. I generally wear the same amount, but I don’t know, it doesn’t seem to do much for me most of the time. That could be because I wear all of it in my hair, though!
