Your Momma!

[mark-in-dallas]

A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. Suddenly, a guy at the other end of the bar hollers at him, ‘‘I screwed your mom last night!’’ Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.

Again, he hears, ‘‘Your momma sucked me dry!’’ Again, he tries to ignore him.

The man is just about to speak again but the guy stops him and says, ‘‘Dad, go home, you’re drunk!’’

[PhatSounds]

@mark-in-dallas

A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. Suddenly, a guy at the other end of the bar hollers at him, ‘‘I screwed your mom last night!’’ Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.

Again, he hears, ‘‘Your momma sucked me dry!’’ Again, he tries to ignore him.

The man is just about to speak again but the guy stops him and says, ‘‘Dad, go home, you’re drunk!’’

Hahahaha lol You got me there mark(UKE) Your jokes are the best

[K24]

LMAO, this must be a real situation

[mstearious_won]

LMAO!!!

[The_Dutchess]

It’s not often that I literally LOL while reading jokes, but this one got a giggle.