Last night i took a break from my trials with Ammo (i’m retesting my sweet spot for comparison with my Ammo Test Pack) and decided to have some fun testing instant honesty. I had plans on going out to a party with my cousin, a girl friend who i like, and some friends of mine. It ended up that my cousin went to watch the Panther’s game with some friends before the party and my other friends were ice skating, so it was just E (i’ll use that to refer to her from now on) and me pre-gaming in my room.
9pm-10pm - We started off watching Blazing Saddles and playing a drinking game with it, but the disc was messing up so we turned it off. At that point E went out of the room to use the restroom and make another drink. While she was gone i sprayed 2 shots of Instant Honesty from a to-go bottle (one to back of the head, one shared between wrists). E is usually pretty reserved about personal information, so i thought it would be fun to see what happens. For the next 30 min. we just chill and talk about classes for a bit. Nothing unusual happens.
10pm-11pm - E suggests we watch some youtube videos since the DVD was messing up and i go along with it. We end up watching some Planet Earth videos about wolves stalking carribou to begin with (really pretty fascinating, actually), then switch over to Saturday Night Live skits. E asks me if i’ve seen the one called “Jizz In My Pants”, to which i say no. If you havent seen it, it pretty much explains itself. After watching it, we start joking around and i ask “so have you ever done that to a guy?”, at which point she responds “no, but with a guy i dated before that was almost possible. He didn’t last very long.” At this point she just stopped and seemed kinda stunned for a second, then kinda pretended she didn’t say anything. While watching another skit called Old Greg, she mentions that she hopes it stops raining soon since she did her hair for once. I tell her that i need a haircut, since i tried just getting a small trim last time and i think it’s growing out kind of weird. She replies with “yeah, you definately do. It’s becoming kind of a mullet. Not the best look on you.” Once again she just stopped with kind of a look of realization (did i just say that to him?) and went back to watching Old Greg. I made a mental note to get a haircut today. We keep drinking and watching skits until i get a call from my friend A that they are done ice skating, so we go over to A’s place.
11-11:30pm - We’re not there very long, since the Panthers game ended soon and my cousin called to tell us that he was headed over to the party. Everyone was chatty, but nothing unusual.
11:30pm-12am - Since i’m the only one who know where we’re going, it’s my job leading 4 drunk girls to the store for a beer run, then off to the party. This is alot like trying to herd a pack of cats.
12am-2:30am - We arrive at the party and it’s going full tilt. I decide to reapply with 2 more sprays, since i’m a very hot person and pheromones wear off usually within 3 hours for me. Applied in the same places. While we’re there i meet up with alot of people i’d known from East Campus dorms and we all start hanging out on the couch (with E on my left and a cute girl from my math class last semester on my right), playing a card game. After about 20 min. of chatting, the girl from math class leans over really close and whispers “you know, when you went to put answers on the board in class, i used to oggle your ass” and smiled seductively at me. This shocked me, since i had talked to this girl all of 3 times last semester. I think E heard this, since she seemed a bit hostile towards math class girl after that.
Throughout the party, nothing more noticeable happened. Everyone was the usual drunk chatty, but no outbursts of honesty. Around 2:30am I tell everyone that i’m headed out and E asks me if i would walk her to her place. I agree and we head out. It’s a bit cold, so she walks really close to me and keeps brushing up against me while we’re talking. When we get to her place, she turns around and says “so i wish you would just kiss me already!”. I obliged her.
This is a definite hit, since although E isn’t shy, she is by no means usually that forward or outgoing. After kissing for a bit, she says she’s cold and wants to go in. I pretend i don’t notice the cue to come inside, tell her to have a good night, and walk back to my place. She was pretty drunk and a good friend, so i wouldn’t feel right about anything going down just then.
All in all i would say a very good night, with 3 definite hits throughout it. Instant Honesty has some of the most noticeable effects of any of the products i’ve tried so far. I’m a bit scared to wear it on my neck or chest, since i could feel a bit of self-effect just from where i had sprayed it on my wrists and back of the head. But since i knew it was there, i could catch myself before i said anything. ![]()