A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, ‘Is your date running late?’
No’, he replies, ‘I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.’
The intrigued woman says, ‘A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?’
The cowboy explains, ‘It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.’
The lady says, ‘What’s it telling you now?’
‘Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.’
The woman giggles and replies ‘Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!’; The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says,… ‘Damn thing’s an hour fast!’
The worst come on I received recently was after a guy asked me out on a date and I replied that I already had a date with someone else for the night in question. This was true, but even if I hadn’t already had plans there is no way I would ever go out with this guy.
His response was “forget about that guy, I’ll make it so you don’t walk all weekend”.
