HAHAHAHA… it’s okay Gem! You’re a PUA Extraordinaire… These peacocking doodads are perfectly fun! I mean.. c’mon… imagine how much fun I have when I infiltrate PUA lairs and play with all their necklaces and jinglies and shiny stuff!
I always rip their necklaces out from under their buttons and unbutton their shirts enough so they show a sexy glint of chest hair, and say, “We want to touch you! GIVE US SOMETHING TO TOUCH!”
Hell, if I Were a PUA, I would be the CHEESIEST. I’d get a gold plated milton bradley game or rubiks cube! and wear it around my neck. I would wear shoes by Swear and drive a monster truck mini cooper.
Man, I would get so many negs about how my mother didn’t love me…
Are you serious? OK OK OK.. Omg, this question is sooo exciting to me.
Gambit.
Hands down.
Remy LeBeau. Is. So. Hot. My lip totally quivers at the idea.
Scott Summers is a pussy. Wolverine… is sexy (but probably REEKS of -none). Beast is sexy. I… *am dorky.
See, it’s cause he’s not a huge ripped guy, he’s a petite ripped guy with adamantium claws!