new main character, the cute russian girl, let’s call her Ms Petite from on as she’ll be here for a while and she needs a proper stage name:-D
friday, got invited to a guy’s house, there were maybe 10 people there 50/50 girl/boy, all fellow ex-soviets, or just russians for short. i knew that the owner (let’s call him Croc) and one more guy there (let’s call him Bear) are big time meatheads and have very short tempers especially when drunk. and russians drink to get wasted EVERY time, so drama is always on the table for any night. i’ve seen Bear get almost violent with a girl because she wasnt having any of his advances at previous gatherings, so i was a little worried about how he’d react to my -none. but i have to use it, there would be 3 girls there that i’ve had a nice flirts going from before pheromones, including Ms Petite. i really wanted to get her, but in the process be a lady killer in general, so more -none! here is how i squandered the goods before going there: 4x IS, 3x TUTH, 2x IO, 2x IFM. mainly i was nervous about fucking it up, so i overdid it with the pheros anyway…
Croc. i get there, never been there before, never met Croc in person. he’s playing xbox, so i brought him Halo 3 to try. here came the first big success of the night, he instantly responded to me as a friend and a guy who’s into the same things as him. he offered to play a little racing game and complemented on my driving skills (i do a little racing on the side here and there: go-kart, auto-x, track days, etc), it was apparent he appreciated a worthy adversary. i beat him on my first try in a game i played there for the first time, btw. after that he offered to play foosball downstairs, and again i showed my skills with the “ol’ men on a stick” by helping him beat any other team who challenged us. as we’re playing, i noticed that all the guys were getting really rowdy and competitive, but still enjoying the game despite all the trash talking. at no point did it feel like people were getting actually pissed about winning/loosing. the whole time i felt like everyone was having an “extra” good time, and this is before anyone even started drinking, that’s the unusual part. Bear also was very nice and responded with harmless comebacks when i’d give him a hard time about the game. Croc really seemed to take to me as a cool guy to hang out with.
after winning every match i retired and went upstairs. all the guys had been attracted by the heat of competition to the basement, while all the girls sat upstairs. i joined them in the kitchen and basically said nothing, just kinda made a few circles to spread my scent. one of the girls that i had a little connection from before is engaged, so her name is Ms Engaged. i only found that fact out after she added me on facebook, but before that she gave no indication and would kinda give me sexy looks last time we met. another girl i was into before, and even asked her out once, she agreed, but on the day of she made up a bs reason about having a lot of work to do. we never went out, never talked after that, i really had no idea why she did that. there is really only one way to describe her, so let’s just call her Ms McTits from now on.
Ms Engaged. cold throughout the night, no looks, no connection. we even ended up going to a 2am sushi place with her and 2 guys, but no looks there either. right after that she went home and didnt even give me a kiss goodbuy (russians always do that, btw, great for when you’re wearing pheros as every girl you say hi to will get a chance to smell you really well 
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McTits. a little pissy throughout the night. i got some looks from her, but she normally does that to me, that was part of the reason i knew she liked me even before. lots of tight lip hisses in my direction. i dropped her off at fenway before going to the sushi place, she was quiet on the ride there.
Ms Petite. good eye contact, but no ogling. last time i saw her was at my apt playing cards til 5 am and me and her having a little inside jokes and trading cards under the table. she showed interest, but she’s shy and self-conscious. for no reason whatsoever: she’s got perfectly balance stats and a fun personality. you should see those perky bouncy humps in the front and in the back 
did i mention she’s shy? so after about 5 minutes of girl talk they start steering their attention towards me and ask to play cards again. we have a problem though, 4 players and 3 chairs. so i say that she’d have to sit on my lap, she responds with a quiet and obedient “ok.” sits on me and lets me hold her really close. i’d only met her 1.5 times before and never touched her at all. this goes on for a while, then we go downstairs again, more foosball, more cards. then she tell me she’s leaving because some old gf of hers is picking her up to go to a club. after that she got a little distant and that pissed me off, so i completely sacked her in the card game and said “you know what’s that’s for.” she changes from a sweater into a sexy top a la J.Lo when her boobs were all out there. turns out she’s got a beautiful rack too, the puppies do much better off the leash than they did in that sweater she doesnt kiss me goodbuy, just kinda leaves while im standing there looking lost.
Ms Petite’s EX. that’s right, her ex was there with his brother. they dated for 6 months and JUST broke up, he’s still trying, but she’s more interested in me and he knows it. he saw how close she was when she sat on my lap, he stood and stared at us in the kitchen pretending to talk about some crap to some dude. all i heard were some random “…just sitting there like that…”, “…who the fuck…”, “…look at that…”, etc etc. but later when loosing at foosball to me he was having fun and blaming himself or the table, instead of transferring his frustration onto me. he also accepted me as the inevitable fate he couldnt do anything about, but also objectively thinking that he enjoys my company at the same time. before i left i invited him to watch the game on sunday and he was excited.
you’ve made it this far, here is your reward…
Ms Petite “Late Night”. after 2am sushi it was my and 2 close guy friend going to my apt to smoke. i was pretty pissed, but hopeful to see her sunday. as i pull in my parking lot, she calls me. oh, mon petite Ms Petite, you want to come over from the club (“Rumor”, bleh…)! wow, instant 1,000,000 points of happiness. i do 3 shots of TUTH to the neck. she comes with another girl and we get to playing cards again. the 2 dudes are drunk and high and are playing doom on my 360. the card game is annoying, it goes on forever. i ask her to come with me instead, she say “no! i dont wanna smoke.”, i wasnt offering it, i just wanted to get her in private and kiss. ok, fine, now im pissed again. i go to my room and lay down in the dark. 15 minutes later she walks in, doesnt say anything, lets me sit up and just puts her body against the bed and we start making out. YAY! WOW! ok, finally this goes on for a while, her friend leaves, the dudes pass out on top of eachother, and she, SHE says she wants to STAY! we didnt have sex and just kinda took pg-13 levels of clothing off. but she’s REALLY into it, anything i touch turns to gold. i tell her i wont try anything, so she can feel safe. she had to get up and go to work at 9am, and it was already 5:30! when she stayed she kept saying she needs to sleep and that this was all my fault. 15 times i tried to stop everything, spoon and sleep, 2 mins later she’d jump on top of me and and start taking her clothes off. 2 mins after that she’d jump off and say it’s my fault. this cycle goes on until 6:45, when i finally said, “if you dont sleep now, my pants are coming off.” she talks to me, lays on me 10 diff ways, asks me about my age (she’s 25), complains about going to work, says it’s all my fault 50 more times. i think she knew she had to sleep, but she couldnt rest with my retarded levels on -none at that point. i kinda felt bad, i didnt wanna kill her with exhaustion also, she REALLY rubbed up all over my body and made noises like she could have actually been getting physically aroused. we fell asleep and she held my hand really tightly, like she knew she was safe with me from herself.
in the morning we went for breakfast and she kept kissing me and getting really close. she comfortably told me about herself and there wasnt a single awkward moment or silence. all in all, she was completely smitten, and that’s a first in a very very very long time for dr max.
Conclusion. i already converted yesterday, this was just a freebie i loved that -none lets me rule all other men around me, even if they’re jealous like her ex. the only reservation i have is messing with her mind too much to the point that she couldnt sleep.
p.s. so sorry for War and Peace each time i post, but inspiration is bitch 
