Help! I'm attracted to a young Chinese!

Okay, here goes nothing!

I’m typing this from UNDER my computer desk, so when you start throwing stuff at me, you miss your target.

For those that remember my stopping at the Chinese place with this slim, young, big boobed Chinese yougin, 21, married, no kids … keeps rubbing my hands EVERY TIME I pay.

First stop, a barbecue joint.

Second stop, Chinese joint.

Oopsy! 3 sprays of MX297 to the neck and hands + 1 spray of MX301 to the throat. I’m not the best MONER, so don’t you dare ask me what I think each one did! :roll_eyes:

I may already be in her head, I have no idea.

I walk in and order 20 spring rolls. Yum!

Pay for’em, and there she blows! I know she’s gonna rub my hand, so now … I put the money in my hand facing up, like a horse is feeding from your hand … she takes the bottom of my hand with one hand, and takes the money with the other. I’m ready to run to the little boys room and choke my chicken when she does it, but I chill! I AIN’T gonna touch it! :smiley:

I sit down … she goes on working, looking every now and then, and smiling. I’m feeling like a love sick puppy! Damn I think this is ALL in MY head!

I hear, “MY PHONE ISN’T WORKING.”

I say, “Huh?”

She says, “COME HERE. MY PHONE ISN’T WORKING.”

I’m smiling like a kid, 'cause I can clearly see, I’m getting set up! :open_mouth:

I get up, walk up to the counter, she pulls her phone out, and plays with it. She said, “SEE. IT WON’T DO NOTHING.”

I say, “YOU NEED AN UPGRADE.” Laugh, and get back to my seat, 'cause now the man in me is confirming what’s going on, which leads to a ferocious boner, that’s harder than a Chinese love song! In Chinese! :roll_eyes:

Part of me loves the attention! The other part’s saying, “YOU NEED TO FIND ANOTHER CHINESE JOINT, BUSTER!”

No, I don’t want your advice, but I’m riding high and feeling lower than whale shit!

Will M to the M mess around and open his mouth, or will he play it smooth, and let it play out?

Will the young Chinese hottie continue rubbing his hand, and putting him in a chicken choking mood, or will she chill out?

Stay tuned! :confused:

You poor poor guy. The thing is… We’re never satisfied. I ain’t got no - Satisfaction. No matter how many want me, are chasing me, it’s always about landing that one that is a challenge. Hopefully she’ll make it challenging enough for you. Otherwise move on. :wink:

Don’t get it twisted … I love the attention, which is why I put ATTRACTED in the heading, but what am I gonna do with a 21 year-old, married, young lady? :cool:

Nada! :o

I think you should act on it. My phone is broken? C’mon! She is grabbing your hand. Invite her to eat with you :stuck_out_tongue: Haha just kidding. But you should deff get her number.

I would be doing LOTS of things other than “Nada!” with that.

:smiley:

That’s cause you’re such a nawtee boi! :wink:

I dunno bro, in your situation with that kind of IOI those healthy boobs would already be plumping up in preparation for feeding my offspring.

are u Chinese? I think Chinese pple don’t like to date outside their own nationalities

You’d be surprised especially with the girls

To be honest man, I got a girlfriend. And though I am TRYING not to cheat on her, I must admit it is very hard at times. In your situation, I would escalate it ever so slightly to see where it could possibly lead. If you got to the point of where she basically propositioned you for sex, then I would kill it. For me, not being single, it is just as satisfying to KNOW I could have sex with someone as it is actually doing it. For you, make her get to that close point without actually doing it, so you get the satisfaction of knowing you could get smothered between those huge breasts, but without ruining a marriage.