Okay, here goes nothing!
I’m typing this from UNDER my computer desk, so when you start throwing stuff at me, you miss your target.
For those that remember my stopping at the Chinese place with this slim, young, big boobed Chinese yougin, 21, married, no kids … keeps rubbing my hands EVERY TIME I pay.
First stop, a barbecue joint.
Second stop, Chinese joint.
Oopsy! 3 sprays of MX297 to the neck and hands + 1 spray of MX301 to the throat. I’m not the best MONER, so don’t you dare ask me what I think each one did! ![]()
I may already be in her head, I have no idea.
I walk in and order 20 spring rolls. Yum!
Pay for’em, and there she blows! I know she’s gonna rub my hand, so now … I put the money in my hand facing up, like a horse is feeding from your hand … she takes the bottom of my hand with one hand, and takes the money with the other. I’m ready to run to the little boys room and choke my chicken when she does it, but I chill! I AIN’T gonna touch it! ![]()
I sit down … she goes on working, looking every now and then, and smiling. I’m feeling like a love sick puppy! Damn I think this is ALL in MY head!
I hear, “MY PHONE ISN’T WORKING.”
I say, “Huh?”
She says, “COME HERE. MY PHONE ISN’T WORKING.”
I’m smiling like a kid, 'cause I can clearly see, I’m getting set up! ![]()
I get up, walk up to the counter, she pulls her phone out, and plays with it. She said, “SEE. IT WON’T DO NOTHING.”
I say, “YOU NEED AN UPGRADE.” Laugh, and get back to my seat, 'cause now the man in me is confirming what’s going on, which leads to a ferocious boner, that’s harder than a Chinese love song! In Chinese! ![]()
Part of me loves the attention! The other part’s saying, “YOU NEED TO FIND ANOTHER CHINESE JOINT, BUSTER!”
No, I don’t want your advice, but I’m riding high and feeling lower than whale shit!
Will M to the M mess around and open his mouth, or will he play it smooth, and let it play out?
Will the young Chinese hottie continue rubbing his hand, and putting him in a chicken choking mood, or will she chill out?
Stay tuned! ![]()