Hmmm - I wonder which of your pheros was she wearing … lol?
That picture alone was probably worth good money.
Gotta be smarter than a 2-12 year olds.
That is always God’s way of reminding us of all those times we did not listen to our own parents … lol.
Ahhh - using discrete chemical warfare - very smart …
Then my recommendation would be to quit looking for Mr. Right, do not date, remain celibate. That is pretty much the only way to avoid becoming a mom.
Or be like Lindsey Lohan and take up girls.
Nice. But then again there are probably a couple guys on the site who wish you would come babysit them so they could get all huggy and attachy too … lol.
Very good - see - you did outsmart the 2 year old! It is a combination of figuring out the pressure points and applying pressure (threats - in your case about the food) and rewards (bribery always helps - pizza!). LOL.
You learned … lol!!
LOL. Classic. My kind of “tall tale”!! Reps for that one alone!
Very nice report. I repped you in your journal entry.