Instant Shine Overdose

Combo:

2 drops of A314 - 1 chin, 1 split behind ears
2 sprays IFM to back of the neck
12 sprays Instant Shine 2x all over head

Left for work at 12:45 PM for a 1 hour commute. Usually, by 1:00, my blood pressure is through the roof and I’m nearly going insane, because Washington drivers suck. This time, I’m as cool as a cucumber, laid back and without a care in the world. I was doing about 85 mph, but it felt like I was doing 35. Yeeeah… allright… rollin’ down the street smokin’ Marlboro, sippin on Low Carb Monster Energy… laid back…

Got started at work at 2:00. Blinked a few times and realized it was 5:00-- break time. Holy crap! Next thing I know, it’s 7:00… Lunch time! Now, I’m fast approaching 9:00 for the last break of the shift. At this rate, in another 10 minutes it’ll be 10:30 and time to go home.

So, in summary, for me, an IShine OD mellows me out like it’s nobody’s business and it speeds up my perception of time. I think I’ve found the cure for the common ass-dragging work day!

-D4

Glad you survived to tell the tale.

That’s a LOT of Instant Shine x2!

12 sprays of Instant Shine!!! I gag after just 2 sprays of that stuff…uuugghh!

I get a migraine at 2 sprays, 12 would cause an explosion. Did you notice anyone complaining of headaches?

:open_mouth: WTF?! -That is some mega-dosing, dude. Holy sh!t.

I’m surprised you didn’t end up like Steveo, when he mega-dosed on P83 (see: My Brain Is Bleeding Into My Skull Causing Total Insanity).

Instant Shine perks me up for hours on 2-3 sprays of regular stuff. I sprayed 4 of the regular stuff before a date a week ago, and I was up until 5am. Had to force myself to bed.

12 times 2x??? :open_mouth: - Let us know if you’re up for the next two days. Or maybe you’re gonna come down real hard, crash and burn, baby. Wow.

D4 found his sweet spot, lol.

Would love to know how others behaved around you, 'cuz I’m sure their brains were going haywire just by being in the same building as you!

Reps to y’a, 'cuz I’m sure you did it in the name of the great experiment…

So, hey… if you’ve gone and done that with Instant Shine, why not go ahead and do 12x Ammo 2x - or better yet, 12x TUTH (or maybe even 12x TUTH 2x?) - and let us know how it goes… :smiley:

I’m too scared to try to OD on Ammo or Turn Up The Heat at work. As for people around me, no one mentioned anything about headaches. One thing I did notice, however, is that I seemed to have a laugh track follow me every where I went. Now, I’m generally a witty guy, and am usually good for a few laughs every day at work, but it seemed like everything I said was funny–no, facking HILARIOUS-- to whoever I said it too. In all honesty, it got irritating after awhile.

-D4

You were using DOUBLE STRENGTH, right?

So, that’s like 24 sprays of regular Shine?

And you lived to report. My oh my.

So, okay, about to leave from work. If my soon-to-be ex jumps me, rapes me, and recants the divorce, I’m buying stock in Androtics, regardless of the fact that they aren’t a publically traded company. :smiley:

-D4

IS is one of my favorite scents ---- HONESTLY!

Does it actually smell good?

They sound like the effects of -lol (the suffix of one class of drug; some of you know what I am talking about :wink: ). I must give that a try when TAA oil is back in stock. Makred in my diary.

I think it does. In fact, I can still smell the neroli fragrance (it’s lighter than Ammo), and no hint of any kind of pheromoney smell and it’s been over 11 hours since I doused myself.

-D4

Some people can smell TAA, personally I can’t. I think Instant Shine is like, god’s piss… or something…

Awesome report D4 :slight_smile:

D4, it’s going to sound a bit ignorant especially with the amount you used but you should try wearing that much Ishine alone and see what happens.

I’d be interested to know if even at comparably smaller doses the other molecules came into play specially the rone in IFM.

Aye aye, Cap’n! I’ve decided to spread the application around a little , so here’s what I’m looking like:

2 sprays into a palmful of hair mousse and distributed evenly.
1 spray down the length of each arm
2 sprays to my chest.
1 spray in each 'pit
2 sprays to the back of my head
2 sprays on each side of my torso, from the beltline up to my pecs

Total: 12 sprays. Additional fragrances would be some deodorant. I know it might affect the 'pit application, but as an overweight guy, I tend to be overly cautious when it comes to B.O. prevention.

I’ll report later!

Edit: Egads! I forgot the wrist pulse points! New total: 14 sprays

-D4

All right! The best quote I’ve ever heard characterizing Instant Shine … which I consider “a pearl of great price.” I will henceforth be thinking (fondly) of applying god’s piss when I spray IS.

Cheers, and Reps to you!
MarkL

Just bought 2 bottles (1 regular, 1 to-go). I’m gonna try a few experiments…

Nearest thing I can compare it to is a freshly shower anus (nose within a couple inches). Not overpowering but not a flattering scent.

oh ya. To me, and my friends who smelled it said it smelled like high quality, light, cologne. Not overwhelming, even with a high dose (so it seems). By far my favorite, ordering a few more soon :slight_smile: Cant go a day without it or i feel naked :slight_smile:

Awesome findings D4. I just got my shine today and really enjoy the light fragrance, I’m not getting this “fresh anus” thing at all. Should my anus smell citrusy?