OK so after a very long extended day at the hospital with my dad and my mom I needed a break. I decided I would leave out of there and go have some coffee for my Saturday night.
Yeah I know how lame it is to be at BuckyStars drinking coffee instead of being out sarging on a Saturday night. Heck I would take sitting drinking coffee with all the other Saturday night rejects than sitting in the freaking hospital. Call it social addiction or withdrawals but I need to go out and sarge or I get sickened at mans plight to entertain using such mundane instruments as the Television.
I was on line for my Vanilla Bean drink when my good friend Davey who’s still in the Navy and probably will be for life (Thanks Billy Joel for the lyrics but I am not saying his real name) comes in and stands in line with me. Somehow I went from being first in line to behind about six people. My pink and sparkly friend who I’ve posted about before is working and she always gives me her employee discount. She also gives me her comp pound of coffee every week. I love that girl!
I have been showing my Navy buddy how to use Mystery Method and there’s this girl who is in a Blockbuster Video uniform with her name tag. Even though she is in a uniform she is very nerdy. Lucky me, as P83 always makes nerdy girls seem to be on edge sexual wise around it. I opened her and used a DLV about an old classmate who worked at Blockbuster to get her to open up. Needless to say the conversation went very well.
This girl was amazed after she complimented me on my spectacular sense of humor that find out I do stand-up comedy on Wednesdays. She was totally set on coming to my next gig and made it a point to let me know she would be there. Just then Pink and Sparkly friend yells over counter “Is SteveO flirting with another girl? Doesn’t SteveO have enough girlfriends?” Blockbuster girl gets a little flustered, maybe she thinks Pink and sparkly is my girlfriend and she leaves without her muffin.
I go outside with Navy friend and grab a table. My Vanilla Bean drink is horrible: not blended well, big chunks of ice, very little flavor. I go back in and tell the girl who made it. My friend took the order but other girl made it. She got upset and almost cried. It was weird cause she was like so sad that I didn’t like the drink and then said you’re still going to love me aren’t you? I was like I never loved you to begin with. Considering I only saw this girl like maybe two times before this was very out of place for her to say it. She asked if I wanted another one and I said no. I just wasn’t interested in her and didn’t really want to send her any wrong signal after she had said what she did.
Then youngster employee said she would make me a Caramel Apple Cider on the house. I agreed after some bantering. She is a sexy girl but underage by about 6 months. I have to tell you it was the best drink in the entire BuckyStars world. It’s not on the menu but holly Toledo it was AWESOME!
Youngster employee was so nice and flirty with me, I had to tell her to back off or I would end up in jail. She said I’m worth it and then said but I would never tell anyone. OK a bit too much for SteveO and didn’t want to ruin my reputation as a player, but I do have some scruples. I told her to wait until she was 18 and we’d talk about it then. She said it was a date but she probably couldn’t make it through the night thinking about me.
Blasted P83, it’s freaking way to affective.
Outside drinking my super delicious Caramel Apple Cider eating my gooey oatmeal raisin cookie, Blockbuster girl comes back to get her muffin she forgot. She was in a rush but said that she wouldn’t have minded at all if I decided to eat her mufffffin. I said maybe when your not in such a rush to get back to work, that I like to take my time when eating a girls mufffffin. She said she would see me Wednesday and we could further our conversation there and to make sure I was hungry.
Navy guy was amazed and thought it all came from TMM. I assured him I had a secret weapon and would mix a batch up for him. He was very intrigued.
Then managers daughter employee came out and asked for help with garbage can. Big country, another friend who had joined us was pulling the bag while Navy was pulling the can. I yelled smack it, smack it harder and managers daughter employee hit me in the shoulder. I was kind of shocked at this as I gave her no reason too. She said she was sorry but I had offended her with my sexual remark!
I asked her what specifically she had taken from smack it (subsequently was totally said about the garbage can being stuck) did she take as sexual and even more so about her?
Side-note: She is not someone I find even remotely attractive. From what I understand from Pink and Sparkly she is super prudish.
Pink and sparkly had come outside for ten minute break and asked managers daughter employee why she hit me. Both my friends who were wrangling the garbage can were surprised too. Everyone agreed that my comments were about the garbage can and had absolutely nothing to do with her. She tried, all to no avail, to continue to blame it on my sexual innuendo directed at her. In fact she wasn’t around for my conversation with any of the other girls. I may be a PUA, but as such I am discreet when I am talking to women.
P83 has some very sexually aggressive undertones that can be mistaken by some. Especially those that you are not interested in still have the tendency, even when no suggestions to substantiate their claims, to validate your sexual desire for them. This can be a negative aspect of the molecule. I will continue to try and buffer this with some other molecules.
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