Damn this smooths out the libido. kinda like beta androstenol, but instead of source-quenching, I’m just simply more comfortable with whatever comes up. Parents, animals, babies, knives, Oprah…and other normally painful libido constipation…its just kinda funny and I laugh at myself, nothin gets to me, I can let the nasty thoughts bounce, and kinda walk around with a more steady than usual glow.
I was flirting with her the whole time, and I was thinking facials and golden showers and smackin her around. Hot. Never actually done that.
I’d bet this would work great a freakkky girls, and repressed baptist types.
She has another boyfriend, and she’s loyal to him…but today she asked if I wanted to come upstairs with her, cause she needed to blow-dry her hair, and she was funny about asking that, like real fidgety. Right. I passed on that one cause I’d make her late for work, there wasn’t enough time in the day for all the depraved unforgivable things I wanted to do to her.
I mean damn, this sauce gave some confidence to my inner sex crazed maniac. I liked it.
Ya know how people who do a lot of psychodelics talk about certain molecules having their own unique consciousness? I think this is one of those kind of molecules.
Alright I cleaned it up a bit, my motor was still running when I wrote that.
I looked at my phone, one missed call at like 1 in the morning. I was sleeping. Aww.
OK kids, if a girl calls you after midnight, she needs a man in her life pronto, and that man is you I missed a few opportunities in my early college days cause I didn’t know that, and was too into a game of Counterstrike or Halo.
I’m going to a Halloween party where there will be a hundred girls milling about, this will definitely be a part of the mix.
If a girl calls you after midnight, chances are she’s in bed naked under the covers with one hand on the pink kitten, and she wants to play. lol At least, that’s my experience.
Oh, and… Counterstrike and Halo don’t kiss back. lol
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