So I met this girl last night - The truth about my funny life!

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I met this new chick last night and I used an attraction story about bears and saving the girl I was hiking with life. She loved it and gave me her number. So I have been texting her back and forth all day, with the help of my wing who is amazing at text game.

After a long back and forth she finally asks, so who the hell is this anyway. I was like, it’s me SteveO from JackAss :slight_smile:. She was like well did I pick you up or did you pick me up? Are you a girl or a guy? I think someone gave you the wrong number or I’m dead since my wife wants to know what the hell I did after she went to sleep.

Great shit!

I just realized I reversed the numbers when I put it into my phone. Damn dyslexia strikes again!

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Bravo Steve :smiley:

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Did you try and reverse the number? lol

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Well she wrote the number down for me and I just reversed it when I put it in my iphone. Dyslexia is the gay disability after all. It’s always going the other way :smiley:. I fixed it and she had a great laugh at it, which elicited the state of just how much fun she had with me the night before. Its on for tonight!

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http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/8103/jacklol.gif

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Well if that’s how you really feel

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Here’s the followup. My date wanted to bring a date to our date and not just anyone. She wanted to bring her boyfriend along! FML, it gets stranger by the day…

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Threesome maybe? :smiley:

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Yeah, those can be fun!!