okay
before reading i would like you to note that i view this curse as a display of proof; so it has this gift attached to it.
curse sounded more compelling than “gift with a down-side”
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okay, so i have to go to the school to bring in doctors notes and pick up my sick child that swears he could not last another 2 hours in school
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i walk in and the woman at the front is on the phone.
i wait a a minute or two, and distract myself by listening to her phone call as i wait.
holy boring.
cluck cluck cluck, tell her this haha i said that, cluck cluck…
it occurs to me that im wearing instant sexiness B in chocolatini, and unfortuantly for the world ALOT because im out of H molecule and im wanting nice today.
i am also wearing instant shine, which was sprayed slightly more recently.
still the cluck.
i begin wafting the smell to her while on the phone, i figured if the pheromones dont make her nice (or considerate ?) atleast the chocolate will wake her up!!!
ahhhhh eye contact!!!
yay!
more clucking.
hmmmmm…
waft waft
so now i hear this slam behind me, its the door after a mom walks in to get her child early as well…
ms cluck looks up and says to her pal on phone “okay,yup,buh bye”
looks at the recent visitor-
HI! CAN I HELP YOU???
okay so now im pissy.
was i not patient?
newer mom leaves; she turns to me: yes?
i tell her " for a minute i thought i left my invisibility mode on! you know super-moms…"
shes not amused.
“okay well while you were chatting my son has been sitting in the clinic. im here to pick him up and drop these off.”
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she then proceeds to call over the speaker for my son to come out of the clinic-
by another name. okay,well ,it sounded sort of like his name
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suddenly she has to correct me where i put my name on a piece of paper,literally one line under where it belongs
(okay lady, did i cut you off in traffic and didnt realize it? did i kick your dog on the way in here? NEED A TAMPON?)
okay,one more look at me up and down and its “have a nice day”
you too,love
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lesson learned:
no matter how much shine you put on, there are going to be catty-meow-bitchy people that want to let you know your pheromones are way to shiny for their taste.
or
dont wear chocolate scented anything near a pms’ing woman?