WORST Places to Take Her on a First Date

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Worst Places to Take Her on a First Date
Please just list one place (to allow others to participate)

  1. Funerals or cemeteries.
  2. Strip club.
  3. Your parents house!
  4. Your Ex-Girlfriend’s Birthday Party. The one who can’t seem to let you go.
  5. To your dentist appointment.
  6. To a Dr. Laura lecture.
  7. To any movie directed by Michael Bay
  8. To a PUA summit / conference
  9. Anywhere predictable
  10. To an appointment with your parole officer.
  11. LIBRARY
  12. To hear a foreign minister, give a lecture
  13. A sex shop
  14. Laser-off anal wart clinic…
  15. A Rick Astley concert.
  16. AA Meeting
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Your parents house!

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Your Ex-Girlfriend’s Birthday Party. The one who can’t seem to let you go.

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To your dentist appointment.

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To a Dr. Laura lecture.

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Worst places to take her on a first date:

  1. To any movie directed by Michael Bay
  2. Number 1, but with a tag-along third wheel friend and fan of Michael Bay’s movies.
  3. A walk through the park, but being kidnapped by terrorists and having them force you to watch Michael Bay movies.
  4. Passing by a movie poster directed by MB = the date is DONE.
  5. Landfills. The only positive exception to this would be if the landfill was overflowing with copies of MB’s movies.

Then the date would rock. :smiley:

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To a PUA summit / conference

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Strip clubs are a no go? I guess it depends on how tight your game is and what kind of girl she is.

My answer has to be anywhere predictable. You want to stand out, not be an AFC, right?

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To an appointment with your parole officer.

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Geez those are some bad ones!

I kind of like Dr. Laura though. I bought her book Stop Wining, start living. She can rub things the wrong way but she does say some things of worth.

Maybe this can be combined or something…He takes her to a PUA conference, as a double date with his parents. There, she meets the dentist who drilled her jaw for an hour last summer. He meets his parole officer. Then Dr. Laura leads a workshop and to lighten the evening, it ends with a striptease by his ex, which gives his father a heart attack.

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Gee, I don’t remember taking you out on that date.:open_mouth::roll_eyes:

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You were very drunk and passed out, and I met another guy from this forum at the conference :-p He wore 9 sprays of ammo and hypnotised me, I could not help myself :smiley:

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Damn, that was you? I lost your number :wink:

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Ah, so that is why you looked so different on the second date! Doh!

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Are you suggesting I look like Homer Simpson?

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LIBRARY :roll_eyes:

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I had a friend who took my sister-in-law out, on first date, to hear the foreign minister of Israel, Abba Eben, give a lecture.

I think that was the first and LAST date they went on too.

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I have a bad one a sex shop and asking her to try on outfits.

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Laser-off anal wart clinic…

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A Rick Astley concert.