Instant Jerk
Application: 1x Jerk + 1-2x shine
That has been my app for the past week or so. Alternating every few days with A314.
Self effects: gawd, I thought -none made me pissed, this shit makes me WANT TO KILL SOMEONE. If -none was a pitbull, fuck, jerk is a fuckin bull, a bear. It really brings out the “fuck you” in me. None gives me a badass, I’m the man, don’t fuck with me feeling. This, I get the destructive, I don’t give a fuck if I go down, I’ll bring you with me feel to it, let’s fuck shit up cause I want to. I get a lot of people saying “you look grumpy today.” Funny part is, everyone is still cheerful to see me. This really brings out the… impulsive, raw and aggressive person in me. It’s like being drunk on -none. AMMO, MX292 gives me that aggressive feel, but still leaves me pretty in control of my feelings and emotions. Jerk, brings all of that out but really without inhibitions. If -none pulls out the aggressive in me, it asks nicely. If Jerk was to do the same thing, it tells me to fuck off, stop being a bitch and let’s go. Honestly, I like and dislike it at the same time. We’ll see how that changes after more than like 1.5 weeks of testing.
Effects on others: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. YouTube - YES
That kind of YESSSSS. If you have social proof and girls who are around you… DAMN. Ok, when I go to school I pretty much only hang out with a few girls. I’m not bragging, but that’s just how it is mainly cause the only guy friends I have at the current school either graduated or I don’t have classes with em. So, wherever I go, I’m always with a girl. Creates a lot of social proof with jerk.
Ok, background info again. I go to a conservative school. I mean really conservative even by conservative standards. Religious, strict rules, pretty old fashioned, etc. Most of the time when I walk to class, it’s usually the same social greeting smiles or a head nod. You know what I mean, the “I’m saying hello just cause you looked this way” smiles and head nods. With jerk, damn. None of that. MOST guys kinda just walk away not so much in a hurried way, but in a hurried way… if that makes sense. It’s like when you accidentally show something you are trying to hide, a slip. The weird thing is when I was workin in lab one day. 2 seats on either side of me. First a girl sits to my right. Kinda just stares at me for a few seconds, does her shit, stares at me again and just kinda making a lot of fuss and movement. After she leaves, males sit on both sides of me, both took a look at me, looked at their computer, looked at me again, and went back to work. One of the guys left after maybe 5 minutes of exposure and another guy came and took his seat. He did the exact same shit. Sat down, looked at me, turned to do his shit, looked at me again, and went back to work. W T F ? I guess no matter who you are, where you go to school, males will always pick up on cops. All 3 males were non-asian, last dude was black. Girl was non-asian also.
For the ladies, it’s hard for me to tell the instant effect. Went to get coffee, girl at counter remembers me. I’ve only been there one other time when she was working, about a week ago. I go there with my friend cause she needs her fix. I go there today solo cause I was pissed, tired and cranky. When I pay, she asks me where my friend is. I gave her some lame closed ended answer cause… well honestly I wasn’t in a talkative mood and she was more attractive today than I remembered which means brain fart and a lame answer. I only say this cause other people weren’t really approaching me. Even friends. They pretty much all say that I looked pissed, unhappy and cranky, yet she talks to me. I sit down, next to creamers and shit, she fixes my order and the person behind me. After that, she comes over the the sugar/creamers and cleans. Cleans… nothing. Just pretty much wiping an already clean area, fixing things that really doesn’t need to be fixed. Does this twice as I pretty much ignore her (kinda shoulda done something, but hell, I’m still in a jerk mood so I don’t care).
Next girl. I’ve talked about her before, she’s really touchy feely, and I find it hard to read her. Damn, would NOT stop staring at me in class today. Like I mean, she was sitting in front of me, to my left. So in front one row, 2 seats over.
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X =her
O =me
So its pretty easy for me to look forward while keeping an eye on her. No joke, I think she spent 1/2 the time pretending to listen and 1/2 the time staring at me. It got to the point where I wanted to say “stop looking my way, you’re creepy” to be an asshole and well, it was the first thing that came to my mind but I decided against it cause well… jerk does bad things to me.
In terms of hits, I feel jerk gets you the interest fairly fast. Works even better if you have good social proof, hired guns, w/e PUA people call it. I can’t really say if there’s a difference between asians and non asians yet, but so far, it doesn’t seem to matter. I think the cops > none. I haven’t tried this solo cause well honestly, I think it might be too raw for me. However I only tested it with shine which I pretty much wear everyday. I think I’ve gone thru 1 shine 1x str and on my third Instant Shine x4 str, and I use straight TAA. If there’s anything different, it’s the jerk. I mean… TAA doesn’t make you want to kill people. Or I hope not.
Range: I can say with certainty its effective up to 8 feet. Weather has been hot and cold randomly here in the shittiest county in SoCal RSide. Mostly in classroom or restaurant/coffee/etc.
Overall: This mix is pretty awesome so far. If you put things on a spectrum, jerk would be on one end and the MX271-3 would be on the other. Jerk puts me in the invincible high school mentality where we all thought we knew everything, I can do w/e the fuck I want, going on instinct. AMMO and MX292 would be I suppose a little less raw, more “mature,” I suppose. I’m not trying to say this is a kids product. Quite the opposite. Stuff like 271-273 would be better for teens. Not in your face. This is definitely in your face. I get a lot of looks and second looks in general with this. Still gotta test it out a bit more. As it is now, jerk is a very good product IMO, BUT you really really need to be congruent to it. It’s very much like A314 where you have to portray a certain image or you ghost. Really badly. I don’t really have a problem with that since apparently I already always look grumpy and pissed, this just amplifies that while garnering interest.